In a strategic and bold move today the GOP engaged the weather dominator for the first time in over seven years, not since hurricane Katrina. This move was likely designed to send Hurricane Sandy to the east coast to disenfranchise voters in the mostly blue states of the middle eastern seaboard. The storm, although only a Category 1 right now, is predicted to last for in excess of 36 hours once it makes landfall. In addition, the weather may not start clearing in the mid-Atlantic until the day after Halloween and Nov. 2 in the upper Northeast . It is likely to hit during a full moon, when tides are near their highest, increasing the risk of coastal flooding. And because many trees still have their leaves, they are more likely to topple in the event of wind and snow, meaning there could be widespread power outages lasting to Election Day.
Some strategists have pointed out that power losses in the major urban centers could greatly reduce voter turnout in those parts of the state, but in rural and suburban areas that would be hit much lighter may show very little to no decrease in the amount of voters turning up to their polling stations on the 6th of November. Unnamed democratic sources have been quoted as saying that this hurricane was thought up by top republican strategists and the go ahead was okayed by a former republican president, who may or may not have used the weather dominator for “funsies and strategery” after finding it mothballed in a garage after it was famously captured from a major terror organization in the late 1984 by an elite force of the U.S. military. After reviewing the devastating effects it had in 2005 it was decided to employ the machine to give the Romney/Ryan plan a better chance to win the election. Because without this ploy, “they don’t stand a chance in hell competing against the President’s superior domestic and foreign policies.”
This reporter believes that the Romney/Ryan campaign is using this “weather dominator” to disenfranchise the voters. Flooding and power outages along with getting recused after failing to evacuate will tie up tens of thousands of potential democratic voters who would otherwise be engaged at the polling places. This insidious plot was obviously hatched because of the many voter id reforms that have been rejected by the courts. This of course is in addition to the already many cases of purging the voting rolls of the known dead and convicted felons…as if these people have no rights at all. One man was to have overheard to say, “While my father was alive he was a staunch republican, now that he is dead he has voted democrat for three straight elections. That is why I want him off the voter rolls.” As if this man can tell what his deceased father would want.
Tell the Republican party that you will not be stopped by their illegal and immoral use of the weather dominator to try to sway this November election.