Happy Thanksgiving peoples. I know there is a lot of travel going on and everyone is trying to get with family for this holiday. Just remember you love these people, even though they infuriate you and you want to beat them with that drumstick they’re waving in your face while shouting straw man arguments in your direction. Don’t do it. Put up with their bs and badly formulated arguments and smile with inner superiority. You have the rest of the year to destroy their liberal arguments and praise of socialism under the guise of “justice”. What a pile of crap indeed. We know. Think on thanksgiving instead. Don’t forget if they anger you too badly you can beat the crap out of someone in the throng of shoppers at midnight when you are waiting in line for some doorbuster special.
Happy Thanksgiving, and pass the stuffing!